Here are my kids' answers verbatim. My comments are in parentheses.
1. What is something your mom always says to you?
E: Did you brush your teeth yet?
K:Go unload the dishwasher.
J: Wanna come with me to the store?
2. What makes mom happy?
E:Chocolate...or dad's smooches.
K:When dad gets her flowers.
J: Me giving her flowers.
3. What makes mom sad?
E:When we disobey.
K:When I disobey her.
J: My disobeying.
4. How does your mom make you laugh?
E:I can't think of anything.
K: By talking silly.
J: By doing silly things.
5. What was your mom like as a child?
E:Annoyed by her little sister. (yes, Emily, she's talking about you 'borrowing' my clothes while I was at school!)
K: Kind.
J: I don't knowwwwwww....
6. How old is your mom?
E:33
K:34
J: 30
7. How tall is your mom?
E:Almost as tall as my dad.
K: 50 inches.
J: As tall as an adult.
8. What is her favorite thing to watch on TV?
E:Rachael Ray
K: Amazing Race
J: The Food Channels
9. What does your mom do when you're not around?
E:Talks about interesting stuff, which I don't like!
K: Go on the computer.
J: Do secret things.
10. If your mom becomes famous, what will it be for?
E:For trying out new soups.
K: For going on Amazing Race. (This is K's dream for Jon & I, to win the million bucks on Amazing Race)
11. What is your mom really good at?
E:Kissing my dad.
K: Teaching her kids about Christ.
J: Making good stuff to eat.
12. What is your mom not very good at?
E:I've never seen you jump rope before. I mean you have had four kids.
K: Playing the piano.
J: I haven't seen anything that you're not good at.
13. What does your mom do for her job?
E:She makes us meals, changes Claire's diapers.
K: Be a mom - she takes care of her kids.
J: You take care of us.
14. What is your mom's favorite food?
E:Garlic green beans. (????)
K: I'm gonna guess...nachos (really that's K's fave food!)
J: Potatoes.
15. What makes you proud of your mom?
E:That she checks a whole lot of stuff off her to-do list.
K: How good she is about taking care of the house while Dad's gone. Cause you know it is pretty hard with four kids.
J: uhhhh....
16. If your mom were a cartoon character, who would she be?
E:Daisy Duck
K: Minnie Mouse
J: A princess (awww!) or a queen (even better!)
17. What do you and your mom do together?
E:We bake.
K: We bake.
J: We play fun stuff like Candyland.
18. How are you and your mom the same?
E:We both have blue eyes and are tall.
K: Our hair color, and we both love Christ.
J: Because we're both humans?
19. How are you and your mom different?
E:She has brown hair, I have blond, and I'm an animal lover.
K: I'm a child, she's an adult, I have brown eyes, she has blue eyes.
J: Uhhh, maybe because we're not the same age!
20. How do you know your mom loves you?
E:Because she does stuff for me.
K: By the way you care for me.
J: Because you give me hugs.
21. What does your mom like most about your dad?
E:His kisses
K: How he loves her, like getting her flowers.
J: because he kisses you (okay so we kiss a lot around here)
22. Where is your mom's favorite place to go?
E:Well she likes Costco
K: Costco
J: Walmart